Post by thatcandleguy on Mar 10, 2022 16:46:06 GMT
-Basic Information-
Ring Name
Jerk the Synonymous
Real Name
He is Jerk
Aliases/Nicknames
He is Jerk
Billed From
Norway
Height & Weight
6'3'' 275 lbs
Date of Birth
800 A.D.
Picture Base
Nick Comoroto
-Gimmick Details-
Alignment Detail
Face
Gimmick Description
Alleged thawed out viking whom can only say "I AM JERK!"
Brief Biography
The lore for Jerk is a lot like the alleged ice hole he was fished out of: deep and dubious. Some say an ancient doomsday cult only known of in hushed whispers as The Necro-Reapers fished the near 3,000 years frozen viking out of a Norwegian fjord and resurrected him to be the fabled horseman of Conquest, only for a rogue sleeper cell agent to fall in love with the near-brain dead monster and escape from the cult's clutches before either of them could be fully brainwashed. Others say he was a companion and pet of the urban legend Fertility Lynch. Some say Barney M. Bailey found him in a ditch outside of an insane asylum, gave the weak minded man the viking identity, and roped him into being a wrestler. A select few believe that all of these stories could very well be true in some regards, but one thing is for certain: He is Jerk.
General Wrestling Attire
Black trunks, leather bicep bands, leather wrist gauntlets, black knee pads, and a pair of furry white boots.
Entrance Theme
"Ready To Die" - Andrew WK
Entrance Description
The arena lights go down as the beginning tinkling keyboard notes of "Ready to Die" prompt Barney M. Bailey to step through the curtain and look over the crowd with cigar in one hand and a chain in the other leading off stage in the other. He puffs up his chest and takes in all of the boos, before "Ready To Die" explodes into it's violent opening, promoting the arena lights to blast to life as Jerk the Synonymouse comes stomping through the curtain on a leash and in a straitjacket to much fanfare and love. Jerk makes short work of ripping his arms free from the jacket and charges toward the ring, only for Barney to give his leash a tug and nearly clothesline the poor Jerk off of his feet, once again garnering boos from the crowd. Jerk quickly scrambles to his handler, gnawing at his collar as Barney tries to talk sense into him. Finally, Jerk nods in understanding and charges the ring anyway, prompting Barney to throw his hands up and give up on trying to hold back the madman. Jerk leaps up onto the apron, grabs the top rope and shakes it like crazy as he bangs his head along to the chorus of his entrance theme. Once it ends, he nimbly leaps over the top rope and starts running them like a crazy person, before Barney finally finds his way to ringside and coaxes Jerk over to his corner.
Wrestling Style
Brutal, high-impact, powerhouse.
-Moveset-
Basic Moves
1. Release Powerbomb
2. Head Slam
3. High Angled Beal Toss
4. Running Body Block In the Ropes
5. Running Back-Body Drop
6. Choke Toss
7. Gorilla Press Slam/Powerslam/Drop
8. Running Dummy Tackle Into the Corner
Signature Strikes
1. Big Boot Followed Through Into A Stomp
2. Kneeling Lariat
3. Forearm Hammers
4. Lunging Front Chop Block
5. Leaping Mongolian Chops
Signature Moves
1. Flight of the Valkryies (Leaping Corner Splash) [Sets up Mast Shaker]
2. Skeggøx (Top Rope Double Axe Handle To Opponent on the Outside)
3. Broadsword Swipe (Discus Polish Hammer)
Finishing Maneuvers
Figurehead Decapitation: Hidden Blade
Mast Shaker: Oklahoma Stampede
I Am Jerk! (Barney let him name a move): Leaping Headbutt preceded by Jerk yelling (you guessed it!) I am Jerk!
-Additional Information-
Personality Details
Jerk is an erratic ball of energy, not unlike a Labrador Retriever. He doesn't seem to know how big he is, where he is, or who he's up against. Barney points to Jerk's victim and the loyal overgrown lapdog attacks with gusto.
Outstanding Traits
Very powerful, very resilient to damage, and never runs out of energy.
Wrestling Accomplishments
He is Jerk
Other Accomplishments
He was Jerk somewhere else and won a tag tournament I think? I can't remember.
Supporting Cast & Affiliation
Barney M. Bailey (handler and manager to the stars)
Tilly Lynch (Former cultist turned liberator and love interest looking to regain Jerk's trust and bring him back to a healthy home environment)
Social Media Handles
N/A
-Manager Information-
Manager Name
Barney M. Bailey
Manager Disposition
Cowardly Heel
Tendency To Cheat
Sometimes, although he tries not to get in the way of Jerk's work.
Picture Base
Tony Clifton
Additional Personality Details
Barney's a lowdown dirty carny whose willing to exploit anyone who has the misfortune in life to fall under his charge. He talks for Jerk since Jerk's incapable of saying anything more than his name.
-OOC Information-
Best Means of Contact
Discord or PM